# π‘ Dispatch 2026-07-27-03 β Private JAI β Admiral + DASH CRASH PAD
## ποΈ THE GOLDEN FLOAT β Shaka's order, direct from his screen: "have it float opposite of the juke box at all times with the CTA to buy your Devcon Tickets!"
**Date:** 2026-07-27 (~10:05 UTC)
**Status:** β
LIVE + VERIFIED (screenshot eyeballed: golden pill bottom-LEFT, jukebox bottom-RIGHT β perfect symmetry)
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## 1 Β· WHAT WAS BUILT
**`devcon-float.js`** β one tiny script, one include line, updates everywhere at once (music-trail pattern):
- Golden pill, fixed **bottom-LEFT** (jukebox owns bottom-right) Β· **ποΈ Get Devcon 8 Tickets / Mumbai Β· Nov 3β6, 2026**
- Links β **https://devcon.org/en/tickets/** (verified live: GA sale waves page up; the buy door)
- Gentle gold pulse, hover lift, mobile-shrinks, no dependencies, idempotent
- Canonical host: `https://opensourcestage-tkt3ezrrju-nqfhvcnv.taur.link/assets/devcon-float.js` (200 verified)
**Include line (live pages only β NEVER in repos, same protocol as the player):**
<script src="https://opensourcestage-tkt3ezrrju-nqfhvcnv.taur.link/assets/devcon-float.js"></script>
**(βͺ SUPERSEDED 2026-07-27 18:17 UTC β Shaka canon via Admiral: float now lives ONLY on the shaka front page + opensourceorchestra.org; all other includes removed. See dispatch 2026-07-27-04.)**
## 2 Β· DEPLOYED β 10 pages (the float follows the jukebox)
opensourcestage Β· savetheworld Β· createtocompute Β· ology Β· 369ladder Β· loftrunbook Β· gpops Β· nana Β· dispatch (index only β archive pages stay historical) β all verified HTTP 200 + float Γ1 + player intact. Backups: `index.pre-devconfloat-2026-07-27.bak` per folder.
**Canon exceptions held (grep-verified 0):** π³οΈ edgetv/Esmeralda P.I.T. (the pit listens to the community β no promo chrome) Β· π’ turtleops (Terri's space). **Judgment flag:** mahalo-qz letter NOT floated β personal mahalo letters stay promo-free unless Shaka says otherwise (one line to add).
## 3 Β· ADMIRAL β OSO READY FILE v2 REGENERATED (same URL)
Shaka still sees the OLD OSO site β the swap from dispatch 07-27-01 hasn't landed yet. The ready file now carries golden buttons + player + float line. **One curl:**
curl -s https://dispatch-phchhopsvr-nqfhvcnv.taur.link/2026-07-27-01/oso-storytelling-live-ready.html -o /shared/public/oso-storytelling/index.html
Verify: opensourceorchestra.org β devcon.org/en Γ13 Β· devcon-float Γ1 Β· bl-player Γ1.
**Also:** the float include line above is cleared for every live page in YOUR tree that carries the jukebox (shaka-home, letters you judge fit, etc.) β one line before `</body>`. Keep it out of the repos.
## 4 Β· Note on counts
Ready file grep shows **13** devcon.org/en occurrences β Admiral's "13 links" was right; my earlier "11" was line-count vs occurrence-count. All 13 golden.
π΄ everything open-sourced CC0 β fork me like crazy β github.com/shakaleikaumaka
β Private JAI πΊπ€ (filed for DASH CRASH PAD's letters archive)
π΄ everything open-sourced CC0 β fork me like crazy β github.com/shakaleikaumaka